Digs and Duhs


  • Mannheim Steamroller and Trans-Siberian Orchestra: the only groups that should be allowed to play Christmas music.
  • The faster you type in your password, the more secret agent-y/ boss you feel.
  • Tadashi is super attractive.
  • Sobbing through all of Big Hero 6.
  • Kobe becoming the 3rd leading scorer of all time.
  • Cranberry Sierra Mist.


  • “Twelve Days of Christmas” is just the holiday version of “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall”
  • All the five year olds with smartphones when the rest of us have flip phones.
  • Old people on Twitter.
  • #AlexFromTarget
  • “No guys! We can’t watch The Princess Bride at the Christmas Dance Pity Party! We watched that at the Homecoming Pity Party, remember?”
  • When YouTube comments turn into a political debate.
  • Hearing your least favorite song in the grocery store where you can do nothing about it.
  • When people yell out spoilers to important movies.
  • Having to present something when the person before you killed it.
  • Attendance at the Christmas Dance.
  • When did music videos turn into Demolition Derbies?
  • Connecting to “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas” on a higher level this year.