“My mustache is soggy.”
“This is why we are going to sacrifice you.”
“If y’all were hired to be sad, then you would be getting paid really well because you are doing an awesome job.”
“I...
Harry Styles, a singer, songwriter, actor, and fashion icon has released his new pop album titled, “Harry’s House.” He released his first and only single from the album, “As It Was,” on April...
“Bro, you need to go back to third grade—you give me depression.”
“I’ll take my shoe off and throw it at you.”
“You know, some days I wonder if you guys are the...
Spotify artists are severely underpaid for their music. The average streaming royalty is only about $0.0038 per stream. This means that artists need about 263 streams to make $1. This article will further...
“I can't say it! The squirrels are listening.”
“As a fat person, I think that chefs are very hot.”
“Well, I’ve seen three things, so take that State Farm!”
“I’m...
We have all had the experience of getting a beautifully stacked burger dripping with cheese and oozing out fry sauce. And then you get to the fries: they are soggy and lack glistening salt. The question...
It was a normal day in the BigHam High newsroom.
Well, perhaps normal was an understatement. When it came to normality, the Prospector staff was in shorter supply of normal than snow in the summer....
Raising Canes started with a chicken-loving guy named Todd Graves. Graves started out in college going into business school. He got terrible grades and whenever he brought up his chicken idea people always...
Sarah Storm, Minertorial Editor, Opinion Editor
• March 23, 2022
“You have the right to bear arms…and to arm bears!”
“What the heck is a mellophone?”
“New conspiracy: birds are a fruit.”
“It wasn’t a funky-colored...
