“Bro, you need to go back to third grade—you give me depression.”   “I’ll take my shoe off and throw it at you.”   “You know, some days I wonder if you guys are the...

Spotify artists are severely underpaid for their music. The average streaming royalty is only about $0.0038 per stream. This means that artists need about 263 streams to make $1. This article will further...

“I can't say it! The squirrels are listening.”   “As a fat person, I think that chefs are very hot.”   “Well, I’ve seen three things, so take that State Farm!”   “I’m...

We have all had the experience of getting a beautifully stacked burger dripping with cheese and oozing out fry sauce. And then you get to the fries: they are soggy and lack glistening salt. The question...

It was a normal day in the BigHam High newsroom. Well, perhaps normal was an understatement. When it came to normality, the Prospector staff was in shorter supply of normal than snow in the summer....

Raising Canes started with a chicken-loving guy named Todd Graves. Graves started out in college going into business school. He got terrible grades and whenever he brought up his chicken idea people always...

“You have the right to bear arms…and to arm bears!”   “What the heck is a mellophone?”   “New conspiracy: birds are a fruit.”   “It wasn’t a funky-colored...

You are waiting excitedly by the door. They should be arriving any minute—HONK! They are here and honking from the driveway. Heaving the door open with a sigh, you know that you are in for a long night....

Emeline turned and looked at the candle holder. It had been flipped upside down. Now they both looked in terror as the floor moved, not knowing what to do.  The bookshelves stayed put as if they were...

“Basketballs are not made of rubber!!”   “Is somebody bleeding? Oh wait, that's a pepperoni.”   “How can I attract possums?”   “Crying is for the weak. Anyways,...