The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
The Good
- Getting real letters and packages in the mail.
- Christmas: an excuse to wear a super ugly sweater.
- Bad jokes from third grade becoming funny again.
- Drinking the last of the eggnog straight from the jug. #rebelstatus
- They changed the back of the Cap’n Crunch box!
- Making the yellow light.
The Bad
- Switching the radio station only to find your favorite song is just ending.
- Paying for haircuts you end up hating.
- When your hair looks best just before you shower.
- Going to bed early only to lay there for four hours
- Pressing a button on a toy at the store, then walking away quickly because it won’t stop… Act natural!
- Most of the jokes I know.
- When you see someone you know outside of school and you don’t want to talk to them.
The Ugly
- The constant struggle: do I wear a coat or just a jacket?
- The only way to express your emotions is through a mime.
- The ongoing battle of not wanting to be fat but simultaneously wanting to eat everything in the room.
- Driving to school blind because there’s no room for you in the garage.
- Having to skip breakfast and wait for B-lunch.
- My face and hair all Christmas break.
- Having to scrape ice off your car in the mornings.
My single most important goal in life is to get on Ellen.