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Ender’s Game, Thor 2, and Catching Fire all out in November
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Golf being an Olympic sport in 2016.
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When parents take their babies trick or treating…it’s really just candy for themselves.
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No more midnight premieres at the Megaplex. 8 p.m. defeats the purpose of premiere…
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Having to go up and present in class right after a pulitzer-prize winning presentation.
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Catching Fire released on the 50th anniversary of John F. Kennedy’s assassination…Coincidence?!
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Thinking it’s a beautiful day outside–but then going out and getting pneumonia
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Daylight savings giving everyone jet lag.
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Hopscotch: Parkour for fat people.
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Gravity: Sandra Bullock hyperventilating for an hour and a half.
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A petition to light up the Empire State Building as the TARDIS on the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who? Signed!
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Footloose musical brings the return of the mullets…
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It’s almost as hard to remember the 7 dwarves as it is to remember the 13 dwarves.
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Adults playing Seniors in movies suggests everyone was held back several years…
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Bingham’s Internet filter so strict that the school’s website will probably be blocked for ‘entertainment.’
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Harry Potter the theme for Bingham Ball – everyone is Hermione and Harry Potter!
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When the student section is louder for t-shirts than for the team.
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Brilliant Facebook post, get one like. Thanks, mom…
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