Hi there! It's the staff of The Bingham Prospector here. As this school year comes to a close, we would like to come together to thank our fearless leader - Ms. Quist. We truly would be nowhere without...
“My mustache is soggy.”
“This is why we are going to sacrifice you.”
“If y’all were hired to be sad, then you would be getting paid really well because you are doing an awesome job.”
“I...
“Bro, you need to go back to third grade—you give me depression.”
“I’ll take my shoe off and throw it at you.”
“You know, some days I wonder if you guys are the...
“Aurora, Raven, stay here and see if you can get an email back from Quist. Kilo, you’re with me. Let’s get a move-on!”
On a mission, Detective Wright marched into the front office, Kilo close...
“I can't say it! The squirrels are listening.”
“As a fat person, I think that chefs are very hot.”
“Well, I’ve seen three things, so take that State Farm!”
“I’m...
It was a normal day in the BigHam High newsroom.
Well, perhaps normal was an understatement. When it came to normality, the Prospector staff was in shorter supply of normal than snow in the summer....
Sarah Storm, Minertorial Editor, Opinion Editor
• March 23, 2022
“You have the right to bear arms…and to arm bears!”
“What the heck is a mellophone?”
“New conspiracy: birds are a fruit.”
“It wasn’t a funky-colored...
Emeline turned and looked at the candle holder. It had been flipped upside down. Now they both looked in terror as the floor moved, not knowing what to do.
The bookshelves stayed put as if they were...
Sarah Storm, Minortorial Editor, Opinion Editor
• March 4, 2022
“Basketballs are not made of rubber!!”
“Is somebody bleeding? Oh wait, that's a pepperoni.”
“How can I attract possums?”
“Crying is for the weak. Anyways,...
