It feels as though I am passing through a ghost as I walk through the wall. Looking around, I scan the area, attempting to make sense of what is going on. I see the doctor-like room that is cold...
“Not to be disrespectful, but you’re an idiot.”
“You went to Rome? Really? I only went to New York.”
“We can’t be sure until we’ve tried every single taser.”
“I...
Sarah Storm, Minertorial Editor
• October 14, 2021
The light slants through the dusty windows, casting an eerie glow throughout the spacious building. My heavy work boots echo with each step I take. Glancing down at the small crumpled paper in my sweaty...
“Are you kidding? I’m so intelligent, my tongue hurts.”
“How do you sneeze in sign language?”
“Renaissance music is like broccoli. It isn’t like a Twinkie where...
“This is pretty good, but on a scale from 1 to Cafe Rio it’s still a 1. Because.. ya know.. Cafe Rio.”
"Smart people are stupid."
“You walk around with your clipboard...
“When you’re this ugly, who cares if you don’t have pants on??”
“I watch chick flicks all the time. It’s a guide to women.”
“I’m basically just Christian Bale,...
*checks watch* “I’ve been alive for 22 years.”
“I have a hole in my left chin.”
“If you have no legs, then by definition you cannot be a pedestrian.”
“Welcome...
“You know what I like about honey roasted peanuts? That they’re honey, and they’re roasted.”
“I don’t really know much about social interaction.”
“Man, I really...
“That’s an Alge-bruuh moment.”
“Lambourne’s voice is more soothing than the guy from planet earth.”
“Ella, you look like you are gonna kill someone.”
“It’s a corpse—leave...
