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The Prospector

The Student Newspaper of Bingham High School

The Prospector

The Student Newspaper of Bingham High School

The Prospector

Heard it in the Halls

Heard it in the Halls

Sarah Storm May 24, 2022

“My mustache is soggy.” “This is why we are going to sacrifice you.” “If y’all were hired to be sad, then you would be getting paid really well because you are doing an awesome job.” “I...

Heard it in the Halls

Heard it in the Halls

Sarah Storm, Minertorial Editor May 10, 2022

“Bro, you need to go back to third grade—you give me depression.”   “I’ll take my shoe off and throw it at you.”   “You know, some days I wonder if you guys are the...

Heard it in the Halls

Heard it in the Halls

Sarah Storm April 13, 2022

“I can't say it! The squirrels are listening.”   “As a fat person, I think that chefs are very hot.”   “Well, I’ve seen three things, so take that State Farm!”   “I’m...

Heard it in the Halls

Heard it in the Halls

Sarah Storm, Minertorial Editor, Opinion Editor March 23, 2022

“You have the right to bear arms…and to arm bears!”   “What the heck is a mellophone?”   “New conspiracy: birds are a fruit.”   “It wasn’t a funky-colored...

Heard it in the Halls

Heard it in the Halls

Sarah Storm, Minortorial Editor, Opinion Editor March 4, 2022

“Basketballs are not made of rubber!!”   “Is somebody bleeding? Oh wait, that's a pepperoni.”   “How can I attract possums?”   “Crying is for the weak. Anyways,...

Heard it in the Halls

Heard it in the Halls

Sarah Storm, Minertorial Editor February 9, 2022

“I have a muffin—my mommy made it for me.” “No wonder your mom doesn’t let you out past 10.”   “Lightly sprinkles scrambled eggs onto a car.”   “Dude, why are...

Heard it in the Halls

Sarah Storm December 15, 2021

“Sometimes it just smells like school lunch.”   “He is a good guy—he opened the door for me.”  “But he cheated on you.”   “Would you still love me if I was a fish?”  *Without...

Heard It in the Halls

Heard It in the Halls

Sarah Storm November 4, 2021

“Not to be disrespectful, but you’re an idiot.”   “You went to Rome? Really? I only went to New York.”   “We can’t be sure until we’ve tried every single taser.”   “I...

Heard It in the Halls

Heard It in the Halls

Sarah Storm October 14, 2021

  “Upon doing this…I feel not so special.”   “No hablos English. Hablos ASL.”   “IMMA SPEEDWALKING MASTER!!!”   “I wanna key somebody's car but…that’s...

Heard it in the Halls

Heard it in the Halls

2020-2021 Prospector Staff May 12, 2021

“Are you kidding? I’m so intelligent, my tongue hurts.”   “How do you sneeze in sign language?”   “Renaissance music is like broccoli. It isn’t like a Twinkie where...

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