Heard it in the Halls

“It’s been 30 minutes since we got back to school and I can’t handle this!”


“Grace, it’s been 9 minutes…”


“Well, you can’t ghost someone if you aren’t a ghost!”


“On my gravestone, it better say that my hatred of chicken nuggets is your fault.”


“I have lost my energy for today and it hasn’t even started…”


“Guys I’m so good at this whole life thing! Like I’m actually alive!”


“That’s not a furry, that’s a moose!”


“I’m wanna silly goofy myself in the throat.”