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Ender’s Game, Thor 2, and Catching Fire all out in November

DIG

Golf being an Olympic sport in 2016.

DUH

When parents take their babies trick or treating…it’s really just candy for themselves.

DUH

No more midnight premieres at the Megaplex. 8 p.m. defeats the purpose of premiere…

DUH

Having to go up and present in class right after a pulitzer-prize winning presentation.

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Catching Fire released on the 50th anniversary of John F. Kennedy’s assassination…Coincidence?!

DUH

Thinking it’s a beautiful day outside–but then going out and getting pneumonia

DUH

Daylight savings giving everyone jet lag.

DIG

Hopscotch: Parkour for fat people.

DUH

Gravity: Sandra Bullock hyperventilating for an hour and a half.

DIG

A petition to light up the Empire State Building as the TARDIS on the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who? Signed!

DUH

Footloose musical brings the return of the mullets…

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It’s almost as hard to remember the 7 dwarves as it is to remember the 13 dwarves.

DUH

Adults playing Seniors in movies suggests everyone was held back several years…

DUH

Bingham’s Internet filter so strict that the school’s website will probably be blocked for ‘entertainment.’

DIG

Harry Potter the theme for Bingham Ball – everyone is Hermione and Harry Potter!

DUH

When the student section is louder for t-shirts than for the team.

DUH

Brilliant Facebook post, get one like. Thanks, mom…

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