You want to learn from the master how to procrastinate, huh? I’ve taken eleven years of schooling and practicing to conquer the trials that come with this art form; it’s not a task for the faint-hearted....
pro·cras·ti·nate: delay or postpone action; put off doing something.
A skill necessary for every high school student. You know that list of stuff you have to get done by tomorrow? Yeah, it is important,...