Digs and Duhs
Digs
- Mannheim Steamroller and Trans-Siberian Orchestra: the only groups that should be allowed to play Christmas music.
- The faster you type in your password, the more secret agent-y/ boss you feel.
- Tadashi is super attractive.
- Sobbing through all of Big Hero 6.
- Kobe becoming the 3rd leading scorer of all time.
- Cranberry Sierra Mist.
Duhs
- “Twelve Days of Christmas” is just the holiday version of “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall”
- All the five year olds with smartphones when the rest of us have flip phones.
- Old people on Twitter.
- #AlexFromTarget
- “No guys! We can’t watch The Princess Bride at the Christmas Dance Pity Party! We watched that at the Homecoming Pity Party, remember?”
- When YouTube comments turn into a political debate.
- Hearing your least favorite song in the grocery store where you can do nothing about it.
- When people yell out spoilers to important movies.
- Having to present something when the person before you killed it.
- Attendance at the Christmas Dance.
- When did music videos turn into Demolition Derbies?
- Connecting to “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas” on a higher level this year.