*checks watch* “I’ve been alive for 22 years.”

“I have a hole in my left chin.”

“If you have no legs, then by definition you cannot be a pedestrian.”

“Welcome to heck, my name is Satan. Would you like to watch anime or Dora?”

“You can worship me, but I take an 8% tithing.”

“Hit them with the woah and say, ‘No Sir! This is capitalism!’”

“I think you underestimate the power of the Wolf Pack…”

“If you’re the queen, that makes me chopped liver.”

“I’VE LEARNED NOTHING AND NEITHER HAVE YOU!”