Heard it in the Halls


Photo by Sarah Storm

Miner Statue in the Main Hall

Sarah Storm

“Why are you painting his eyes?!”


“Screw it. Blue is now my lucky number.”


“My aesthetic is just listening to angsty songs while pretending I relate to them.”


“Now I need a saucy explosion.”


“I think your grandparents are better at Google than you.”


“I can only think in ‘Princess Bride’ quotes.”


“Learn Chinese: Lettuce.”


“My throat is closing off, but IDK if it’s from anxiety or cheese.”


“Why is sitting down so hard?”


“How do you spell illuminati?”