Heard it in the Halls
“You can’t just yell that you’re going to go streaking!”
-Cafeteria
“Let’s be honest, everyone should be wanting me for Christmas.”
-Cafeteria
“When I walk down these halls, lockers rattle.”
-Side Hall
“I don’t get toilet paper commercials. Doesn’t everyone use it?”
-Cafeteria
“Is this bench turning anyone else on?”
-Locker Room
“You take abstract pictures of your middle finger.”
-South Hall
“If we trip him, he’ll fall for us.”
-South Hall
“I just gave that test a swift kick to the junk!”
-English Hall
“She’s the best, she’s kissed like every guy in Spain.”
-English Hall
“I got a perm once. It was fluffy.”
-Cafeteria
“Do you need a flashlight?”
-Cafeteria
“I’ve never been to the Counseling Center. This is a magical experience!”
-Counseling Center
“Being able to conjure fire with your bare hands is not a disability.”
-Back Doors
Person 1: “Your face will haunt me in my dreams.”
Person 2: “As long as you don’t cry, I don’t care.”
-Main Hall
“It’s a family heirloom man-purse.”
-English Hall
“We were supposed to be talking about the death penalty, but we were talking about banana Laffy Taffy and Christmas.”
-Cafeteria
“My alarm clock is more alarm than clock.”
-Main Hall
Ashlin Applegate • Jan 25, 2021 at 9:02 am
“Bob ewell is just like every redneck”
-Language Arts