Heard it in the Halls

“You can’t just yell that you’re going to go streaking!”

-Cafeteria

“Let’s be honest, everyone should be wanting me for Christmas.”

-Cafeteria

“When I walk down these halls, lockers rattle.”

-Side Hall

“I don’t get toilet paper commercials. Doesn’t everyone use it?”

-Cafeteria

“Is this bench turning anyone else on?”

-Locker Room

“You take abstract pictures of your middle finger.”

-South Hall

“If we trip him, he’ll fall for us.”

-South Hall

“I just gave that test a swift kick to the junk!”

-English Hall

“She’s the best, she’s kissed like every guy in Spain.”

-English Hall

“I got a perm once. It was fluffy.”

-Cafeteria

“Do you need a flashlight?”

-Cafeteria

“I’ve never been to the Counseling Center. This is a magical experience!”

-Counseling Center

“Being able to conjure fire with your bare hands is not a disability.”

-Back Doors

Person 1: “Your face will haunt me in my dreams.”

Person 2: “As long as you don’t cry, I don’t care.”

-Main Hall

“It’s a family heirloom man-purse.”

-English Hall

“We were supposed to be talking about the death penalty, but we were talking about banana Laffy Taffy and Christmas.”

-Cafeteria

“My alarm clock is more alarm than clock.”

-Main Hall