Heard it in the Halls
“When you’re this ugly, who cares if you don’t have pants on??”
“I watch chick flicks all the time. It’s a guide to women.”
“I’m basically just Christian Bale, not gonna lie.”
Friend 1: GLASS HALF FULL OR GLASS HALF EMPTY YOU CHOOSE
Friend 2: NO GLASS HALF PARTY TIME
“It’s not vandalism if it’s beautiful.”
“I don’t have a criminal record…not yet anyhow.”
“This instrumental…it’s making me…mental.”
“Oh no, my Taylor Swift playlist is gone.”
“My doctor says I have the cardio rate of a horse.”
“I’m more concerned about the fact that I am deceased.”