“Are you kidding? I’m so intelligent, my tongue hurts.”

“How do you sneeze in sign language?”

“Renaissance music is like broccoli. It isn’t like a Twinkie where you immediately like it but get a gross feeling after. That is like Katy Perry.”

¨How do they make horses look attractive?¨

“Cuban and Jake rolled up and ate some moths.”

“Step aside, Gremlins.”

“If height was an age you’d be two years old.”

“Welcome to oof town.”

“Bro, you smell like a Seven Peaks water park.”

“Have you been learning British on Duolingo?”

“I’m hallucinating with my eyes closed.”

“You mean dreaming?”