Heard it in the Halls

“Are you kidding? I’m so intelligent, my tongue hurts.”


“How do you sneeze in sign language?”


“Renaissance music is like broccoli. It isn’t like a Twinkie where you immediately like it but get a gross feeling after. That is like Katy Perry.”


¨How do they make horses look attractive?¨


“Cuban and Jake rolled up and ate some moths.”


“Step aside, Gremlins.”


“If height was an age you’d be two years old.”


“Welcome to oof town.”


“Bro, you smell like a Seven Peaks water park.”


“Have you been learning British on Duolingo?”


“I’m hallucinating with my eyes closed.”

“You mean dreaming?”