“Not to be disrespectful, but you’re an idiot.”

“You went to Rome? Really? I only went to New York.”

“We can’t be sure until we’ve tried every single taser.”

“I will dip my flower in the cheese and feed it to you delicately.”

“So to answer your question, yes. I do think that Mario would make a good ice cream.”

“I’m about to freaking pee my pants.”

“She tried to stab him—that’s romance at it’s finest!”

“You look like you have a peanut allergy.”

“Dumbledore looks like the kind of person who’d get a sucker stuck in their hair.”

“Your face is from France.”