“I have a muffin—my mommy made it for me.”

“No wonder your mom doesn’t let you out past 10.”

“Lightly sprinkles scrambled eggs onto a car.”

“Dude, why are you being so ominous? Wait, is that a word?”

“Ya.”

“Call me the King of Vocabulary!”

“If a man is trying to woo me with a chinchilla, I don’t want it.”

“Goku would beat Freddy Frazbear in a fight.”

“Mother Earth cursed me with this weather.”

“I feel like a horse.”

“Ok, but if you haven’t slapped him, are you really in love with him?”

“Well, you’re a cute little demented turtle.”

“You’re George Washington. Now cross the Delaware.”