Heard it in the Halls


“I have a muffin—my mommy made it for me.”

“No wonder your mom doesn’t let you out past 10.”


“Lightly sprinkles scrambled eggs onto a car.”


“Dude, why are you being so ominous? Wait, is that a word?”


“Call me the King of Vocabulary!”


“If a man is trying to woo me with a chinchilla, I don’t want it.”


“Goku would beat Freddy Frazbear in a fight.”


“Mother Earth cursed me with this weather.”


“I feel like a horse.”


“Ok, but if you haven’t slapped him, are you really in love with him?”


“Well, you’re a cute little demented turtle.”


“You’re George Washington. Now cross the Delaware.”