“He’s not the brightest crayon in the biscuit.”
“I’m basically Diddy…where’s your shirt?”
“I feel bad she’s so nice,”
“Why do you feel bad?”
“Her boyfriend is cheating on her.”
“What’s Jojo Siwa’s blood type?”
“Gen Z? Taurus? White Blood?”
“I don’t want to poop, I’m gonna start crying!”
“That flatfish, where’s my toes?”
“I basically ended up dating my dad.”
“I want to see Santa’s veiny arms.”
“Salmon is a sexy color.”
“I lowkey blew up my toilet last night.”