The Good

Teachers trying to figure out how technology works=freetime!

Getting to the lunchroom first and they still have the frosted sugar cookies!

Using the word frothy in a sentence. “You look very frothy today.”

Dates to haunted houses. “Protect me from that zombie!”

That awesome moment of intellectual reinforcement when you correct your teacher in class. Do I get a sticker?

Watching movies in every class is the equivalent of four extra nap times.

You were the coolest when you had a 64 pack of crayons with the built-in sharpener!

The Bad

Carpooling….you were supposed to be here 35 minutes ago.

That live or die moment when the vending machine is dispensing your food. Please, please, please don’t get stuck!

Your dad telling you he met someone from Bingham and they were very attractive—Don’t set me up, Dad!

People getting engaged in high school. 15 years ago, you were still wearing diapers.

Almost hitting your crush with your car. You poor, beautiful thing!

Change the back of the Cap’n Crunch box, I found my way through the maze when I was six!

The Ugly

The wind always decides to wage war against your hair right as you walk in to school… all that work this morning for nothing.

Acne: like small pox, but not contagious.

When someone coughs on you in class. Thanks for giving me your germs, I really wanted to be sick right now.

Do you think you could not zone out while looking in my general direction? I’m feeling self-conscious.

Your little siblings being able to drive your car. When did you get that old?

Taking your younger siblings and their friends trick-or-treating. Um… I’m not with them..

Think you can come up with anything better? Send us your Goods, Bads, and Uglys to [email protected].