Heard It in the Halls


Sarah Storm


“Upon doing this…I feel not so special.”


“No hablos English. Hablos ASL.”




“I wanna key somebody’s car but…that’s illegal so I’m not going to.”


“Don’t mess with me—I’ll put you in Siberia”


“You don’t know me, but you dated my mother and I have a picture to prove it.”


“Ah, a worthy argument! But consider: you’re wrong.”


“I can marry a Praying Mantis if I want to!”


“So, hairless cats don’t have cancer?”


“You don’t speak English—you speak idiot.”